OK, now this is awkward
Our webserver is currently out of order due to some serious maintnance work that needs to be done!
Umm.. and yeah also, we had an attack on our webserver.
Someone seems to not like that we help other people with their computer troubles.
Sooo.. btw yeah, thanks for that Japanese hackers who aimed a whole Linux based Cloud of virtual computers against us. Really lovely done!
They didn't get in to our data, but they gave our webserver a great heart attack!
We are very sorry for the information you just missed out on.
You can thank some ASSHOLES! for that, but we assure you that we will be back online as soon as possible!